"A 25-YEAR-OLD man who ate his hunting partner’s dog after it was killed in a monkey attack was shot dead by the canine’s owner with a crossbow last Tuesday. Police said the suspect and the victim were friends who were hunting together in Kratie’s Snuol district. It is understood the suspect shot his friend because he would not help save his dog from being killed in a monkey attack. The victim then took the dead dog home to eat. When the suspect saw this, he fired his crossbow at his friend killing him instantly. Police say the suspect confessed to the crime following his arrest."
O.K. lets get this straight. The guy cared so much about his dog dying that he took it home to eat? Doesn't anyone have a bigger issue with that. And it seems a little crazy to expect someone to stop a monkey attack either, I have seen enough Wizard of Oz and Congo's to know when a monkey has his mind set on violence you better not interfere. But a crossbow puts the icing on the cake, because that seems to be the funniest way to kill people know a days. It's so outdated and it's so illogical that dying by one is just ridiculous.
Now I'll let you in on why this all makes sense: It happened in Vietnam. The monkey is still at large and hasn't been brought in for questioning.