Michael Ryder Denting The Cup Like A Boss





Michael Ryder brought the cup home to the land of milk and honey, aka Newfoundland and announced his presence with authority immediately. He came out, put it on a skanky table and dropped it denting the top. I love how Ryder doesn't really care about the fall either, brushes the top off and puts it right back up there.



I have been saying since Ryder is off the Bruins, I'm off the bandwagon and that holds true. The Dallas Stars will be my official team going forward because I can't stand the way they disrespected the main reason the Bruins won the Stanley Cup.



I mean how can you all not remember:





and this



He basically does Tim Thomas' job better than him.



And he completely made Tyler Seguins career and taught him how to play hockey.



I seem to be the only one that remembers these things.