"A man in southern Mississippi is accused of trying to walk out of a D'Iberville grocery store without paying for food items he'd stuffed into his cargo shorts including live lobsters.
Police Chief Wayne Payne says 35-year-old Nathan Mark Hardy was arrested Saturday after allegedly being caught stuffing food into his cargo shorts - two bags of jumbo shrimp, a pork loin and two live lobsters.
Payne says Hardy, of Biloxi, tried to escape by throwing the pork loin at employees at the local Winn Dixie but fell while running away. He was arrested at the scene (Aol.com)."
When I read the headline "Man Arrested With Live Lobsters in His Shorts" there were only a couple states that came to mind... Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana. Sure enough, I was right.
Actually, I am impressed that you could even put that much stuff into your cargo shorts. I am even more impressed that this dude fought till the end by throwing pork loin at the employees, but I find the most surprising part of the story is that he wasn't armed, because well this is the South and it's still like the Wild West down there.
By the look of this guy I bet he also diddles kids, when he isn't stuffing lobsters down his pants.
Prediction: Hired by barstool within the week.